ESPN NASCAR: Losing is less painful than this commercial

I'm not really sure what the point of this NASCAR commercial is.  Losing is more painful than (insert idiotic analogy here).

The commercial is bad enough to begin with but takes a turn for the WTF when Jimmie Johnson is bottle feeding a porcupine in a rocking chair.  

Why?  Why?  No, really.  Why?

Losing IS painful, but not as painful as watching this commercial.

About Reva Friedel

Reva is a staff writer for Awful Announcing and the AP Party. She lives in Orange County and roots for zero California teams.