Tickets don't grow on trees. Well, in StubHub's world they do and the trees that grow them are pure nightmare fuel. Sure, you can get tickets to the next big game but you'll have to put up with a tree we feel might be a few acorns short, if you catch our drift, hanging out in your backyard. Was it really necessary to give him a lazy eye and an odd speech pattern? We can only imagine how annoying this Ticket Oak would be on the 360+ days you don't need to buy tickets and how he'd continually interrupt your backyard activities by making odd comments and hitting on your neighbors. No thanks, StubHub. This is one tree we'd chop.
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