Calvin Johnson is pretty difficult to find over at the ESPN offices. Johnson, or Megatron, shows off his ability to transform in a new This is SportsCenter commercial. He quickly shifts into a vending machine in order to avoid an awkward confrontation about a report he hasn't handed in. The concept here is brilliant and falls right in line with the level of excellence we've all come to expect from a This is SportsCenter advertisement.
Make sure you watch Megatron's eyes around the 0:15 mark. It appears that even a vending machine needs to blink.