Is there a more positive man on the planet than Dick Vitale? Even to his most ardent critics, Vitale is a never ending fountain of exuberance and enthusiasm. So who else better within the Disney/ESPN corporate umbrella to sell Disney parks than Dickie V? He loves these Disney parks even more than he loves Coach K babyyy!!!
We could make Dick Vitale jokes all day, but could you seriously imagine spending a day at a theme park with Dick Vitale? Disney should just go ahead and make that a theme park experience in and of itself.