Poo-Pourri is apparently a real thing

Do you suffer from Second Hand Stink? What is that, you ask? It’s when your significant other uses the bathroom and you have to suffer through the unpleasant aftermath. Apparently there’s a product designed to combat just that.

Meet Poo-Purri:

Here’s how you use it:

Spritz the bowl before-you-go and no one else will ever know!

Now that’s a slogan.

But wait! There’s more!

Some say the secret to a happy relationship is separate bathrooms, but those people have never tried Poo~Pourri, the classy, sassy, ultra effective way to leave the bathroom smelling better than you found it. Our award winning before-you-go toilet sprays come in several different sizes and scents. Go ahead…join thousands of happy customers who’ve tried Poo~Pourri for fun and keep using it because it really works!

These ads are pretty interesting. Yes, that does mean that other ads have rolled out from the company and it means this concept is successful enough to span full marketing campaigns. Still, you have to wonder just how successful this thing will be considering it’s tough to get past the fact it feels so incredibly phony.

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Editor for The Comeback and Contributing Editor for Awful Announcing. Lover of hockey, soccer and all things pop culture.