Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Another meaningless holiday. I mean, really. Who cares? Saturday Night Live showed us once again how most people forget about this "special" day and try to pawn off a last minute gift as something thoughtful, when really your present likely came from a drug store.
I still don't understand why this holiday exists. Shouldn't we feel beloved every day rather than just one each year? G-Rated sex dice should be something we can use ALL year around, right?