Why does every company believe they have to write a song about their product? Dairy Queen is the latest guilty party, releasing a song about their S’mores Blizzard. It’s not in the same category of awful as the Red Couch Song from McDonald’s, but it’s still bad enough to discuss.
What do you do when you can’t come up with a creative song about your product? You fall back on spelling it out. Repeatedly. In case you didn’t know how to spell S’more, you get a crash course here which may stick with you for longer than you may desire. As a bonus, you also receive an ingredients list on what goes into a S’more, which is helpful in case you were deprived of the delicious snack your whole life or if you’ve never seen Sandlot.
You’re killing us, DQ!