Why does every company believe they have to write a song about their product? Dairy Queen is the latest guilty party, releasing a song about their S’mores Blizzard. It’s not in the same category of awful as the Red Couch Song from McDonald’s, but it’s still bad enough to discuss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZ3K3ozBeM
What do you do when you can’t come up with a creative song about your product? You fall back on spelling it out. Repeatedly. In case you didn’t know how to spell S’more, you get a crash course here which may stick with you for longer than you may desire. As a bonus, you also receive an ingredients list on what goes into a S’more, which is helpful in case you were deprived of the delicious snack your whole life or if you’ve never seen Sandlot.
You’re killing us, DQ!
