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Snickers and the Horseless Headsman

Snickers struck gold when they deployed the slogan "You're not you when you're hungry" back in 2010. They've capitalized on its success by creating ads for nearly every situation, using familiar faces such as Joe Pesci, Roseanne and Richard Lewis. Now they bring that iconic slogan to Halloween, showing what can happen when your hunger […]

Nestle sends a Kit Kat to space

Space is the new hot topic in advertising thanks to Red Bull's incredible stunt where Felix Baumgartner performed a supersonic freefall from roughly 128,000 feet. Nestle quickly jumped on the concept and launched a Kit Kat bar into space. The end result was some neat footage but we think the spot actually reflects pretty poorly […]

Chanel No. 5 part 2 – No improvement

http://youtube.com/watch?v= 9UvVmMamNgE[/youtube] CHANEL released part two of its Brad Pitt acid trip, and this version is no better.  It's the EXACT SAME SCRIPT of him mumbling the exact same nonsense only this time the focus is on models either gazing or walking or strutting or twirling…I'm not really sure.  But, this could be a brilliant […]

Lance Armstrong Nike commercials now filled with irony

Nike announced this morning that they had terminated their sponsorship of Lance Armstrong in response to doping allegations. Now, we can look back on all of his self-righteous "I'm not 'on' anything except my bike and how DARE you indicate otherwise" ads: http://youtube.com/watch?v= MIl5RxhLZ5U[/youtube] You can just HEAR the arrogance in his voice.   Let's watch […]

Tip Jar: Bodyform opens up on feminine hygiene after Facebook post

Bodyform is a feminine hygiene company out of the U.K. The line feminine hygiene usually sends men, like myself, running. The topic makes us uncomfortable and uneasy and there's not much we can do about it.  One man – Richard Neill – decided to take a stand against the feminine hygiene ads he had been […]

Target is ready for Christmas – in October

Christmas is a happy, joyful time of the year. Christmas advertising on the other hand is a despicable, ugly beast that's an unfortunate side effect of the holiday that's loved by many. Why do we have so much hate for Christmas ads? Simple. It's not the music or the message. It's the fact the advertising […]

Ragu hires the “Charlie Bit My Finger” brothers

Ragu is certainly trying out some new concepts with their current campaign. We already had a chance to discuss the most edgy pasta sauce ad we've ever seen and now we get to discuss how two YouTube "celebrities" are now using their online fame to pitch pasta sauce. The "Charlie Bit My Finger" boys have […]

Brad Pitt redefines “creepy” in this CHANEL ad

http://youtube.com/watch?v= mGs4CjeJiJQ[/youtube] Okay people, we've reached a new level of creepy that seriously should be studied. Brad Pitt was paid $7 MILLION DOLLARS to utter exactly 40 words. That's $175,000 a word.  Obviously Chanel No. 5 just wanted an easy, round, number to throw at their CFO. But money isn't the issue here (well, it's sort of […]

Your cat will die to ride in the 2013 Toyota Corolla

Animals are a great vehicle in advertising. They're cute, fuzzy and capable of pure hilarity without saying a single word. Toyota opted to go a different route with their ad for the 2013 Corolla, depicting a cat – one that looks like Wilford Brimley – trying to hurt itself so that it can continually ride in […]

Hot Pockets New Commercial is Awful, Much Like a Hot Pocket

http://youtube.com/watch?v= I76LkYUyVzo[/youtube] Hot Pocket's slogan is "Irresistibly Hot" but it really should be "Resistibly Hot".  I have never met a person in this world who thinks that Hot Pockets are edible, let alone good.  However, their new commercial would like people to think that isn't the case. The spot opens with a guy making the […]

A good neighbor would have stopped State Farm from making this ad

http://youtube.com/watch?v= d6ZVpOvRfIs[/youtube] I like Aaron Rodgers.  Really, I do.  He seems like a good guy.  You never hear about him pulling NFL player diva like shenanigans, which is refreshing.  And up until now, his State Farm commercials have been charming, if nothing else. But then. This commercial with him at career day at an elementary […]

ESPN NASCAR: Losing is less painful than this commercial

http://youtube.com/watch?v= KLZOhz4qp68[/youtube] I'm not really sure what the point of this NASCAR commercial is.  Losing is more painful than (insert idiotic analogy here). The commercial is bad enough to begin with but takes a turn for the WTF when Jimmie Johnson is bottle feeding a porcupine in a rocking chair.   Why?  Why?  No, really. […]

Victor Cruz pulls a Donovan McNabb for Campbell’s Soup

We though the ol' shtick of using an NFL player and his mom to sell soup was an act that ended with Donovan McNabb. Oh, how wrong we were. The soup can has officially been passed to New York Giant Victor Cruz in the latest spot from Campbell's.  Unfortunately, the ad also carries some sadness […]

Drew Brees and One Direction Team Up for Pepsi Commercial

http://youtube.com/watch?v= Sfy8UYRhmpA[/youtube] Every single Who-Dat tween girl is probably falling apart right now.  That, and breaking the rewind and pause buttons on their parents DVR remote. British boy band One Direction and Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees are the latest to promote Pepsi in a commercial that has the two arguing over who deserves the […]

Peyton Manning: Just Say No

Is there an athlete out there who does more commercials than Peyton Manning?  I really don’t think there is. From Oreos to Gatorade to Buick, Manning is front and center in the world of athlete endorsements. We decided to compile the “Top 10” Manning commercials.  Some, quite frankly, are awful, where others do a great […]

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