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The Dairy Queen S’more Song

Why does every company believe they have to write a song about their product? Dairy Queen is the latest guilty party, releasing a song about their S’mores Blizzard. It’s not in the same category of awful as the Red Couch Song from McDonald’s, but it’s still bad enough to discuss.

FirstBank promotes free checking with a freaky dummy

Free checking should be a fairly standard feature in banking. The fact it’s not is ridiculous and therefore you should expect some pretty good commercials from those offering free checking ripping on the companies which don’t. Unfortunately, that’s not the case and apparently the best idea FirstBank had involved one creepy dummy.

Peyton Manning will appear in Nationwide ads

Peyton Manning is pretty familiar with advertising. He’s been in dozens of commercials for dozens of different companies, pitching everything from Oreos to Buicks. We even ranked Manning’s top-10 commercials back in 2012. Manning’s endorsement resume is about to expand as he has reached an agreement with Nationwide and will soon appear in their national […]

Coca-Cola ad features bottles which can only be opened with another bottle

Coca-Cola is trying to make their soft drink a social experience. How can you turn grabbing a cold Coke into a conversation? By forcing people to use a friend’s or a stranger’s bottle to open their own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9cmoT_wb0A There are a couple problems with this ad. First, you can’t help but think that this thing […]

Messi dreams in Adidas ad with Alves, Ozil, Xavi and others

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR1XQsCiAKE

Here’s yet another ad from Adidas leading up to the World Cup. Messi is having a hard time sleeping and he apparently has the tournament on his mind. Pretty great collection of soccer stars in this one, but the real star may be the new cleats from Adidas. We’ve seen some crazy designs and colors, but those may take the cake.

The new Happy Meal mascot from McDonald’s is unsettling

McDonald’s rolled out a new mascot for their Happy Meals. This new creation has animated arms, legs and one big mouth on the outside of a traditional red and yellow Happy Meal box. In addition to the animated character, the actual box a Happy Meal comes in will be designed to look like this … […]

Applebee’s is a little too excited about Vidalia onions

We’ve ripped on Applebee’s quite a bit in the past. We’ve mocked the fact just about everything you order there sees a microwave and the fact their slogan, “See You Tomorrow”, is basically instructing potential customers to never visit. Now the chain is really, really excited about Vidalia onions.

McDonald’s rolls out minimalist ads in France

Fast food advertising has been all about showing various food items as close to the camera as possible. Look at how crisp the lettuce is. Check out that perfectly (and most likely fake) burger. McDonald’s is abandoning this strategy and trying something a little different in France.

Burger King ditches “Have It Your Way” in favor of “Be Your Way”

The familiar Burger King slogan “Have It Your Way” has officially been retired. The fast food chain is now rolling out their new “Be Your Way” slogan which is taking the place of the old 40-year-old jingle. The change is supposed to make customers feel like they can be what they want and live that […]

A.1. is still in a relationship with steak, but it’s complicated

A.1. has removed the word “steak” from its name. Instead of being known as A.1. Steak Sauce, the product is now being called A.1. Sauce. The hope is that you’ll start using the sauce on other meats and foods instead of reserving it just for your steak. That’s a pretty difficult concept to advertise. You […]

National Guard’s NASCAR deal was a huge bust

Sports sponsorship is a widely debated topic. Due to the difficulty of tracking a campaign and the high costs, sponsoring a team, signage in the stadium and other sporting promotions are usually reserved for those with the largest of marketing budgets. Sports sponsorship usually only helps a company retain and improve brand awareness and tweak […]

The Pittsburgh Pirates are taking advantage of an ESPN-provided marketing opportunity

At the beginning of the MLB season, ESPN released a This is SportsCenter commercial featuring reigning National League MVP Andrew McCutchen of the Pittsburgh Pirates. The commercial is simple, and McCutchen says just five words in the ad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjbRh56WG9E McCutchen’s “plunder the lox” line is on the road to being one of the great quotes […]

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